rehability:

hey canadians brits and australians have fun at school on monday

(via blastortoise)

herspanic:

magicconchshell:

when your bae text you first (:

This was the lowest point of my life…

(Source: condommodel, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

(via zackisontumblr)

blastortoise:

it’s gonna suck when i die and end up going supernova killing millions

on account me being a giant star and all

grandiosemelody:

boo boo keys

(via otterboxes)